Visitor Surveillance
Cryptid Clyde
Dates Active:
March 2023 - Present
BCWPA Chapter Location:
REDACTED - Safety Concerns
BCWPA Banner:
Lake Beast
Department:
Tourism Board
Minor Department:
Secret Services
Job Title:
Visitor Surveillance
"How could they distrust a friendly face?"
Yes, Cryptid Clyde is entirely human—in fact, he specifically requested that you stop asking him about it. His happy countenance, generic garb, and warbled, sing-song voice are very normal and all-around pleasant! Clyde isn't completely average, however: he is a huge fan of Nic Cage, loves hot walks in the desert, and has even devoted his life to Danny Devito and his many monstrous children (ex. Manny Devitoad). A talented artist, notorious jokester, and surprisingly knowledgeable on extraterrestrial subjects, Clyde can be found running his store, Cryptid Clyde's Gift Shop, in the sandy, nowherelands of a tourist hotspot.