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Visitor Surveillance

Cryptid Clyde

Dates Active:

March 2023 - Present

BCWPA Chapter Location:

REDACTED - Safety Concerns

BCWPA Banner:

Lake Beast

Department:

Tourism Board

Minor Department:

Secret Services

Job Title:

Visitor Surveillance

"How could they distrust a friendly face?"

Yes, Cryptid Clyde is entirely human—in fact, he specifically requested that you stop asking him about it. His happy countenance, generic garb, and warbled, sing-song voice are very normal and all-around pleasant! Clyde isn't completely average, however: he is a huge fan of Nic Cage, loves hot walks in the desert, and has even devoted his life to Danny Devito and his many monstrous children (ex. Manny Devitoad). A talented artist, notorious jokester, and surprisingly knowledgeable on extraterrestrial subjects, Clyde can be found running his store, Cryptid Clyde's Gift Shop, in the sandy, nowherelands of a tourist hotspot.

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